The world recently lost one of its most iconic heroes, Chuck Norris, in his memory here are some Chuck Norris jokes.
1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
2. When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
4. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
5. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
6. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
7. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
We laugh at those Chuck Norris jokes—how tough he is, how nothing can stop him.
But here’s the truth:
Even if Chuck Norris could throw a roundhouse kick at death…
he still couldn’t defeat it.
Because no matter how strong you are…
no matter how powerful you seem…
death always wins.
PAUSE
Except for One.
Jesus is the only One that can tell death No by raising the dead. He is the only one who defeated death, hell and the grave.
Jesus didn’t just face death—
He walked out of the grave.
And He says,
“I am the resurrection and the life.”



